Cracked Introduces Fun Astrology App
The team behind the Cracked.com humor site has recently rolled out Cracked Asstrology, a free Android app that delivers fun love advice, career guidance, and other useful information based on your astrological sign.
If you’re not one to take astrology seriously, if you want to have a bit of fun reading about your sign, and if you’re already a Cracked.com fan, then you need to know that Cracked.com rolled out a new app for Android-powered devices: Cracked Asstrology.
It is available for download for free in Google’s Play Store.
Install the app on your Android (anything from 2.2 onward), launch it, and you will be presented with a screen that tells you the app delivers “100% scientifically horoscopes”. The same screen invites you to login with your Facebook account or proceed without logging in.
You will then see a list of signs: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, and so on. All the signs of the zodiac are right there in front of you.
If you already know your sign, go ahead and tap it. My sign is Taurus and here is what I got when I selected my sign.
If you don’t know your sign, hit the Find Your sign button. After entering your date of birth, the app will tell you your sign and invite you to read your horoscope.
The official description provided on the Play Store for the Cracked Asstrology app:
“Unsure about the future? Need love advice? Career guidance? Wondering which organ to sell to make next month's rent? The Cracked Asstrology App has all the answers.
Rated the #1 Most Scientifically Accurate Horoscope App by Cracked.com and its subsidiaries, Asstrology has put together a team of astrologers who have internet access. Meet Professor Gort, who has the astrological acumen of a super-computer; Erin, a genuine clairvoyant (even though she's still not very good at it); Sean, our resident sell-out; Liz, who'd rather be doing anything else than this job; Keith (we'll tell you about him later...); and Jeffrey, aka The Zodiac Time-Killer!:
Cracked.com is a humor website that gets over 300 million monthly page views. It has some fun content to offer and you’ll do well to check it out.
If you’re not one to take astrology seriously, if you want to have a bit of fun reading about your sign, and if you’re already a Cracked.com fan, then you need to know that Cracked.com rolled out a new app for Android-powered devices: Cracked Asstrology.
It is available for download for free in Google’s Play Store.
Install the app on your Android (anything from 2.2 onward), launch it, and you will be presented with a screen that tells you the app delivers “100% scientifically horoscopes”. The same screen invites you to login with your Facebook account or proceed without logging in.
You will then see a list of signs: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, and so on. All the signs of the zodiac are right there in front of you.
If you already know your sign, go ahead and tap it. My sign is Taurus and here is what I got when I selected my sign.
If you don’t know your sign, hit the Find Your sign button. After entering your date of birth, the app will tell you your sign and invite you to read your horoscope.
The official description provided on the Play Store for the Cracked Asstrology app:
“Unsure about the future? Need love advice? Career guidance? Wondering which organ to sell to make next month's rent? The Cracked Asstrology App has all the answers.
Rated the #1 Most Scientifically Accurate Horoscope App by Cracked.com and its subsidiaries, Asstrology has put together a team of astrologers who have internet access. Meet Professor Gort, who has the astrological acumen of a super-computer; Erin, a genuine clairvoyant (even though she's still not very good at it); Sean, our resident sell-out; Liz, who'd rather be doing anything else than this job; Keith (we'll tell you about him later...); and Jeffrey, aka The Zodiac Time-Killer!:
Cracked.com is a humor website that gets over 300 million monthly page views. It has some fun content to offer and you’ll do well to check it out.
