Why would you pick something generic (and boring) like "Home Wi-Fi" or "My internet" for your Wi-Fi router? There are so many other names you could pick. Like something that makes people laugh, or some clever pop culture reference, even something creepy that will give people goose bumps.

Can’t think of something on your own? Here are some examples to get your creative juices flowing.

Game of Thrones

• Winternet Is Coming
• House LANister
• Ping’s Landing
• The Ping in the North
• A LANnister always surfs the net

Pop culture

• Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
• No More Mister Wi-Fi
• Get Off My LAN
• Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
• Dora the Internet Explorer
• Semper Wi-Fi
• LAN of Milk and Honey
• Router? I hardly knew her!
• I Can Haz Wireless?
• Look Ma, No Wires!
• All Your Bandwidth Are Belong to Us
• Y You No Get Wi-Fi?
• I pronounce you Man and Wi-Fi
• Keep it on the download
• Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!
• LAN of the free
• Girls gone wireless
• 2 Girls 1 Router
• Your Wi-Fi is in another castle
• You Pay Now

Movies & TV shows

• The LAN Before Time
• Silence of the LANs
• The Promised LAN
• Titanic Syncing
• Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN
• Go Go Gadget Internet
• Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
• One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor
• DHARMA Initiative – Station 4
• The Net starring Sandra Bullock
• Enter the Dragon’s Network

Music

• Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
• I Believe Wi Can Fi
• This LAN Is My LAN
• The LAN Down Under
• Wu-Tang LAN
• Darude LANstorm
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• Life in the Fast LAN
• Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
• 99 problems, but Wi-Fi ain’t one

Famous people

• Abraham Linksys
• Benjamin FrankLAN
• Martin Router King
• Bill Wi the Science Fi
• LAN Solo
• LANdo Calrissian
• Bill Clinternet

Creepy

• FBI Surveillance Van
• Area 51 Test Site
• The Creep Next Door
• Skynet Global Defense Network
• Help, I’m trapped in the router!
• A van down by the river
• I’m Under Your Bed
• I can see you

Grumpy

• No Free Wi-Fi Here
• Get Your Own Damn Wi-Fi
• 404 Wi-Fi Unavailable
• I’m cheating on my Wi-Fi
• WI-FIght the inevitable?
• Click Here for Viruses
• Network Not Found
• Please Connect for Identity Theft
• I have Wi-Fi and you don’t
• Move along, no free Wi-Fi here
• Party Saturday at apt. [34]
• My neighbors suck
• Don’t even try it
• Bondage Club
• Covet not thy neighbor’s Wi-Fi
• Click here to inject virus
• Wi-Fi connection failed
• Yell [SOMETHING] for Password

Instructional

• Mom/Dad Use This One
• Click here for internet
• The Password Is Your Name
• Password is password

Miscellaneous

• Loading…
• Searching…
• VIRUS.EXE
• Virus-Infected Wi-Fi
• Test Wi-Fi Please Ignore
• It Hurts When IP
• Ye Olde Internet
• Series of Tubes
• Finding nearby Wi-Fi
• Bring beer for password

Want more fun?

Here are 10 serious companies with surprisingly fun 404 pages.


On a serious note…

You really shouldn’t steal your neighbor’s Wi-Fi. Or any public, free, and unprotected Wi-Fi for that matter. Here’s why.